October 2018

coughcough u think dirk ever tries to take avatar jakes d***??

of course
since he has to endure all this stuff with the avatar
at least he will get his *prize*

this is a nsfw blog with max nudity, i think we can say "dick" /laughs forever

I'm a different person! I wish for you to giv your local kitty/doggo/bunny a smooch on their head. Whichever is most accessible. For science! You know?

it’s a pity that i don’t have pets  (╥﹏╥)

We can say dick? But can we say Richard?

you can use any name

richard, dick, penis, cock, the D, sausage, prick, dingdong, tool, shaft, little General,  captain, soldier of love, sword, beef bazooka, magic stick
feel free to choose.

What do you think Na'Vi dick looks like

I don’t know how close it really is to the original

but you can find a very similar image in an abandoned school in the film (about 31 minutes of the film)

you can assume that since they are similar to cats, then the penis may look similar. It may have something like spikes on the skin. or due to the fact that it is more humanoids, it may tend to smoothness and be more like bumps.

To think that someone would use those words for dick is the epitome of funny for me. Like, imagining Jake in the middle of sex telling dirk to 'touch his beef bazooka' is my humor. Thank you.

Oh yes :D
He is definitely a man using many nonsense in bed

U think they got knots????

I meant something like that

but I think that if they are spines, then they probably should be soft

THOSE FEET ON AVATAR JAKE THEYRE REALLY NICELY DRAWN WTF YOUR ANATOMY IS FUCKING GREAT

Thank you! 
I don’t think this is really great, i mean…I often make a lot of anatomical mistakes, but thanks anyway!!!

Can I doodle your Avatar Jake and Avatar Dirk???? I love the movie so much (even tho i cry in the end...) I need to see more of the two men!

sure you can!

I meant like,,,,,in addition to the bumps and spines u think they might have knots too??? Getting with freaky alien anatomy u kno //eyebrow waggle

OK yeah why not.
aah It can be made even more interesting with a tendrils similar to their braid 

*eyebrow waggle*

With anatomy mistakes or not, your art style makes everything better. Keep being awesome like always!!

thanks :)
sometimes i just see people repost my art with a tag “reference”
and I think something like “oh no, pal, better use photos of people to study! It will help you more than my scribbles”

Womb broom, mutton dagger, meat scepter, weapon of ass destruction, clam hammer, muff marauder, cervix crusader, womb raider, poot the one-eyed dragon. Am I doing this right?

pppfff  “101 Ways to call your little companion in the pants”

OOF,,,, BUDDY YOU'RE,,, a genius. holy shit. what if their little tentacle thingies can become extensions of the spines, instead of one hole that pre and cum can leak free from it's just this big ol mass. wow.

Аноним сказал(a) ups-my-hand-slipped: So much ideas for penis- I mean how to draw Avatars pftttt 

so many options! There is plenty to choose ;)

avatar jake makes dirk look so tinyyyyyy

it’s true

when r we gonna get dirk taking the avatar dick... pls ... for my crops...

fhjkafflnckjncKC GOD…I already have a couple of requests for this in my box
but not today. It’s already 5:30AM for me(don’t worry I’m a night creature🌛 ).

Avatar Jake holding Dirk looking like an adult holding a toddler jdjxnjjsjdjdjjs it's so cute

because he cares a lot about him!

Think of this, Avatar Jake tries to connect his braid to Dirk's hair before they fuck but like, Jake is trying to find Dirk's braid spine thingy and it like, turns Dirk on a lot. lol sorry just something I can see it funny.

DIRK IS JUST SO DONE LMAO I JUST CAN'T----

shhh~ easier
breathe in and out

You draw dirk so freakin cute AHHH ❤️💖❤️💖❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

🎔 THANK YOU🎔

Jake's happy little tail slap is what gets me it's so cute

I’ll be bonded with Dirk *tail slap slap*…
…wait a minute…

What if avatar Jake tried to bond with Dirk anyhow?

He could try, but it won’t work

JAKES TAIL WAGGING IS SO C U;TE

I think the bonding could kind of work. Remember when the tree tried to bring back Grace and the little whisp things connected to the back of her neck?

I don’t remember the movie very well (it seems that it’s time to update my memory) but if I’m not mistaken, only tree had such ability. It was like a huge database about everything alive on Pandora. The tree could read and transmit information, and this is why Jake was able to transfer his consciousness to an avatar.  I think there is a different type of connection here and Na’Vi can’t use it the same way.

does avatar jake have little fangs/large canines and does Dirk ever get caught staring at them??? wink wink wink

oh yeah! He has them ;) Dirk could notice them while eating and he definitely get caught staring at them. But Jake will not understand and think that Dirk is hungry
“Oh, sorry, do you want something?“ and holds some fruit with a smile on face.
still staring ‘hell yes, I want these fan-fuckin-tastic fangs right in my neck‘ *cough cough*
“nah…i’m fine“

Pretty sure the tree was a way for their god to communicate with them, so I'd doubt the Navi themselves would be able to do that

Uhh, I really don’t remember all the nuances very well to join this discussion

@Anon talking about Avatar's universe, are you Jake English?

fjkdjvbsbc OMG
Are you Jake English? ARE YOU TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MATE WITH DIRK USING ME FOR INFORMATION?

My god I love your art

Thanks  (*¯ ³¯*)♥

I love your avatar Dirk and avatar Jake art. Now we've seen human Dirk with avatar Jake but what about avatar Dirk and human jake?

Dirk refused

jake probably has the MOST fun randomly picking dirk up all the time and carrying him places just because he can (dirk gets some pretty inopportune boners but he’s embarrassingly into it)

awww~ it’s cute! He carrier his everywhere, because so Dirk can be closer to him

do not watch Avatar again, it's not worth any amount of research

it’s all for science!
and definitely not because I want to re-watch it

Is dirk gonna get the Na'Vi dick?

I don’t know why everyone else hates Avatar... it’s one of my legit favorite movies...

i know they lie, they love Avatar
my askbox is like a fucking Avatar festival right now

Blast! You caught me! It is I, Jake English!

AHA! Gotcha!

When did we become so infatuated with avatar?

about a day or two
but someone was probably for almost 10 years

How long have you been drawing for? You are really really good and I am slightly jealous.

oooooh~ a very long time ago
from school when I was drawing on the back side of the notebooks.
here’s for a laugh…something from 2006-2008

I don’t feel my skills have grown much in 10 years AHAHAH :’D

I used to like Avatar a lot, I even bought a book that explains everything about the movie universe.... It's been years since I watched it, but now I just think that it was ok

that’s cool!
don’t want to be our sensei and take us along the path of knowledge?)

DIRK DO IT FOR THE FANS PLEASE

still doesn’t want
you need to find a very good reason for him

Water their Avatar crops, Tanyaaaaa. They're dying

pfffff I will!
but now i’m going to sleep🌟

Genie!Dirk

paopu-con-mostaza сказал(а): Dijin Dirk AU?

I correctly understood the second request about the genie too?

a little angst

Is there someone already writing a genie!dirk au?

well yes!

There is a series of Djinn!Dirk AU where Dirk is locked in a Cave of Hearts and acting as a guide for adventurers, until Jake finds him.

there is also bones of black marrow (djinn!Jake AU) This is a very interesting writing style (although this whole twisting and spinning text sometimes gives me a headache ahahah). But it also has specific themes like cannibalism so first read the tags and warnings!

I draw a genieAU in the Disney style (well you know… the lamps, wishes, etc) but unfortunately I haven’t found such fan fiction yet

I really like your stuff, I am incredibly impressed at how good your anatomy is

Thanks!

Hi was wondering if you have tips for a SAI artist of how to make the brush have the soft cartoon effect that your comics & sketches have? Can't seem to find the right sketch/cartooning settings to make my own sketches.

Hello! I don’t often use sai (almost never), I work more with photoshop and sometimes with clipstudiopaint. All the sketches I do in Photoshop, but I tried to recreate the brush in sai, which I use in most cases.
In my opinion it looks similarly, although you can correct the settings on your own

I think we all need more avatar Jake and small Dirk love in our lives

(I have no idea why they are on the tree)

I love your art style so much I'm always so excited when you post something new

Thanks! (っ ❛ ω ❛ ς )

Do you think that Jack would be intimidated by Drake's sexual organ?

umm…who? what??? Σ ( ◎ ω ◎ ;)

I feel so bad for dirk. He just wanted to bone and now his hot alien furry bf is crying all over him

Anon: Avatar Jake getting sad bc human don’t bond is? so cute?? Also damn cute would be Jake thoroughly “exploring” Dirk’s body to study the differences in their anatomies and Dirk finding it endearing but also embarrassing jsjsjsk